Whaddya Mean There's Too Many Japanese Players In Baseball?! by Frank Y Pak Agostinelli
My fiancée attended a wedding with a friend of hers last year. A wedding is like any other wedding. Drunk people. Family members putting their differences aside to embrace the new family. Flash bulbs. People partaking in the stupid chicken dance. And sports conversations.
An older woman started a conversation at the table about the greatness that is Daisuke Matsuzaka. Like a typical Red Sox fan she was bathing Daisuke with compliments galore. Then she dropped, “You know there are too many Japanese players in baseball.” Well, the then-girlfriend now fiancée waited for the other shoe to drop but the conversation changed course quick, fast and in a hurry. It was quite adorable when she had relayed this conversation. “After she said that, I was waiting.” Oh, I know she was. If I was there, I might have looked like the Alien standing next to Ripley‘s grill. Drooling and waiting for the kill. “Whaddya mean there’s too many Japanese players in baseball?!”
Although I know there are not too many Japanese (let alone, Asian or part-Asian) players, for those who don’t know this begs the question: Are there too many Japanese players in Major League Baseball? To carefully prepare for such an immense undertaking, I throw on my Johnny Damon Red Sox jersey (I don’t want to hear it Chowds. I’ve always been a Johnny Damon fan. I have his Yankee jersey too. And if anyone knows where I can get Johnny’s KC and Oakland jersey cheap, let me know!), my Angels 2002 World Series Champions baseball cap, and load up on my coffee.
And I know, I know. In regards to what race this woman was (because inquiring minds want to know), I’d rather not have some “whiny, over zealous, no hobby having, tree-hugging hippy, I read one thing on the world wide web so it must be gospel anthropologist wanna-be” get their Go Green underwear in a bunch and e-mail me “there’s no such thing as RACE! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!” I hope you didn’t leave a carbon trail with your e-mail. Once again, regardless if it is a construction of society or brought here from Marklar, this is how we get down on Asians. Of. Mixed. RACE. Dot com. Get it? Got it? Good. The woman was the color White. Nuff said. Let us move on.
As previously stated this was an immense undertaking. As always I wanted to be thorough in research. It was of great importance to discredit what this White (in color, not race) woman stated. The intensity unmatched! The sweat trickled into my pre-Taoist master goatee. Cup after cup after cup of coffee chased with water each time kept me fully charged! I worked tirelessly for approximately . . . 15-18 minutes. This is what I found.
There are 30 teams on the major league level and each team is allowed a 40-man roster for which only 25 players can be active. Using the 40-man rosters, I found 28 out of 1200 players are Asian or part-Asian. There are 17 Japanese players.
There could be 18 if I could combine San Francisco Giant players, Travis Ishikawa and Dave Roberts, both of whom are half-Japanese each. There are 4 Taiwanese players, 4 Korean players and one half-Thai player. You guessed it. Johnny Damon.
Twenty-eight players. Isn’t that 2.3 %? I believe this White (by color, not race) woman’s comment, based most likely on thinking anyone who looks Japanese (please switch out to Chinese when necessary) must be Japanese (please switch out to Chinese when necessary) and anyone who looks like Hines Ward (it happened to me) must be Hines Ward, holds no ramyun. Boom, outta here.
What does it all mean? Do you need to ask?! And yes I answered a question with a question. Two thousand eight and in this instance, a White (by color, not race) woman commenting on how there are too many Japanese players in the MLB is not only quite ignorant, she has no idea how many Asians in Major League Baseball and should not be the foremost authority on it. It’s not like some Mixed Asian kid can show White men how to play golf now, right?
List Of Players In MLB Of Asian/Part-Asian Descent
The Angel From Vietnam is the true story of Jim Stewart chronicling his growing up in the “little paradise” of Fair Hill, his time as an MP in Vietnam and the search for his Amerasian daughter Phuong. At the age of eighteen, Jim walked into a Army Recruitment Center to do something with his life. What he didn’t know was Vietnam would begin his journey to new life experiences. He would spend almost two more years in Vietnam as a civilian. Jim shows a part of the Vietnam War rarely seen and spoken of. You will laugh about the run to Drag Ass Hill and you will cry about the phone call concerning his daughter. The Angel From Vietnam shows a man who faced his biggest challenges and, with the reassuring voice of an Angel, knew he could let the anger, the confusion and the guilt go.
Jim Stewart’s incredible debut The Angel From Vietnam touches the human element in all of us and is a must-read for all.
AsiansOfMixedRace.com Interview: Jim Stewart
Jim Stewart has persevered through times of adversity. He conquered his biggest challenge, the memory of leaving his daugther behind in Vietnam. Jim talks about conquering his second book.
AMR.com: The original title of The Angel From Vietnam was The Ghosts Of Vietnam. Why did you change the title?
JS: Well, after publishing my book I realized that women buy most of the books. The original title and photo of only me on the cover in combat gear lead the buyers at book signings to ask if it was a "war book" and if it was about "PTSD", post-traumatic-stress-syndrome. I had to explain that it was neither and usually got a sale. So, I decided to change the cover, put my daughter on it, with the same picture of me in the back ground. As for the title, I think it fits quite well with the ending. Far more than the word "Ghost" did. Just a learning process of a new author, actually.
AMR.com: How important was it to you to write this book and what did you hope to accomplish with The Angel From Vietnam?
JS: After my "experience" in the end of the book, I just knew I had to sit down and tell the story. It's not the typical blood and guts Vietnam War story. I wanted the younger generation to see/feel how we were brought up and to understand that there was stereotyping of we vets who served. I hope I also conveyed the innocence of our time.
AMR.com: How did you feel when your book won the Winner of the 2005 Distinguished Honor Award from Military Writers Society of America?
JS: Well, for a guy who barely got out of high school, and who rarely attended in his senior year, it felt pretty good. It proves that you can succeed, regardless of your past.
AMR.com: Your book gives a different perspective of the Vietnam War. What were your expectations of Vietnam as well as your fellow soldiers?
JS: To tell you the truth I never heard of Vietnam until I found out I was going there. Most of us in those years didn't read the newspaper, there wasn't 24 hour a day news, so "Vietnam, what's that?" There were no real expectations. We got together, bonded, and that bond continues today.
AMR.com: You were an MP in the war. For those who don’t know, what is the job of an MP and what your job specifically during your time in Vietnam?
JS: MPs did a lot of things. For me it started as basically tower and gate guards, then went to convoy escorts in full combat gear, town patrol (lots of that), river patrol and escort. I really enjoyed being a "city cop" in Saigon, loved the "thrill" of convoy escorts.
AMR.com: You carried the pain of leaving your daughter behind for seventeen years. Then you met Carmen and everything seemed to get better. How important was Carmen’s love and support in the search for Phuong?
JS: Carmen was completely supportive and understanding. She's a great Catholic girl whom I love dearly.
AMR.com: Even with PBS doing a special on you, you had problems in the beginning finding your daughter. You were finally put in touch with a contact. Can you talk about the events that led to the phone calls with Dao and Mai?
JS: Well, I found Dao first by doing a Google search after learning her last name. She then contacted Mai that day and I was talking to her the next day on the phone about my daughter. Thanks to the internet.
AMR.com: Can you describe the moment you heard “Don’t worry, Papa, everything is okay?”
JS: Well, I think back on that and the Lord plays tricks on your mind just to leave doubt as to the afterlife. I know it happened, but today it seems like it was a dream, even though I was sitting up in my chair, alone in the kitchen. Strangely enough I saw my daughter (or a young girl) in my house and when I told my son of this his answer was, "I've seen her, too." How's that for eerie?
AMR.com: With all the adversity you faced, if given the chance would you do it over again?
JS: Oh, no. I would never change my four years in Vietnam. I cannot change the past. It put me where I am today. To do so would mean I'm not with Carmen. I believe that. Fate.
AMR.com: Because of your search for your daughter, have you worked with other vets in search of their children?
JS: Yes. People have contacted me through my Military Police web site. If you look at MYSPACE you'll see a young Amerasian Yen who has been frantically searching for her father. I've even helped American kids find their father. One girl saw an MP on my site who she said thought was her father and, sure enough, turned out it was and they were reunited.
AMR.com: You are working on another book. Can you talk about it?
JS: Yes, two pages so far, lol. I have the entire idea, sort of, after meeting an American Indian in a little town in the high desert of California. He just struck me. It's going to be based on him being a "ghost," ex-Vietnam Vet, and going back to Vietnam. It's going to be tricky, but I hope/think I can pull it off.
AMR.com: There are similarities between the Vietnam War and the War in Iraq. What are your sentiments about the unfair criticisms of those who fought in the Vietnam War as well as those fighting in Iraq?
JS: Well, the press stinks. How's that? We decimated the VC after TET, but you would have thought it was a victory for them. We left Vietnam, with no "peace for honor" and the slaughter of over a million Cambodian/Vietnamese that was started by the communist. Seems we're headed down that same track by a bunch of self serving politicians and their accomplices in the press.
AMR.com: In your opinion, the best way to end the War in Iraq?
JS: By fighting it right, but that appears to be too late now. It has become bogged down in politics, political correctness, and mis-information. All of which are an injustice to our great troops. When ever I hear of a death of a troop now I get sick. They are the best the country has.
AMR.com: Do you think because of John McCain’s military background, if elected President, he can put the USA back on the right course? If not, who out there do you believe can do the job?
JS: I will hold my nose and vote for McCain. We have seemed to have lost our way, afraid to say. Our politicians are nothing more than the elite who look down their noses at the working class, are very crafty and dividing us. I know there is evil in this world, believe that my country is fundamentally honorable and really get worried when I hear all the negatives coming out of our politicians mouths. We'll never get back to being the great country we are until we stop damning ourselves. Divide and conquer should be a badge worn by every politician we have as that's about all they know how to do. We are getting no real answers, just rhetoric.
Random Thoughts Of An Angry Half-Asian Man
I may be pissed off all the time but don't you dare call me a liberal you jerk!
I want to inflict so much pain on those two buffoons rapping at the Taco Bell drive-thru. So. Much. Pain.
In a way, I despise the summer season. I wear tank tops so that’s the invite for the stupid comments and questions. “Do you workout? It looks like you got legs coming outta ya shirt. How much can you lift? Are you on steroids?” And, “I used to be as big as you.” Dumb question. Stupid comment. Please clarify and no. As for the last comment I would get regularly, stop lying! You never were big as me for the simple fact I take one look at your legs and I can guaran-damn-tee my arms are bigger. You goofball, get a life. And a new gimmick.
What’s up with the stiff-armed drivers who grip reminds one of GI Joe‘s kung-fu grip? These are the same people who look straight ahead, don’t use their rear-view mirror and are the major cause of almost every 7 car pile up there is. Hey Sea Biscuit! Take the horse blinders off. Stop demonstrating some incorrect version of chi sao. Loosen your grip on the steering wheel because no one’s gonna steal it from you. And while you’re at it, put your head on a swivel so you can see all the cars around you not just in front of you.
Women who wear make-up to the beach are losers. Period.
If you take in 6 to 7 figures in income yearly and bitch about how expensive piano lessons are for your kids, you are a loser too.
Make the world a better place. Punch Don Imus in his face.
Thumbs down for the Supreme Court overturning the death penalty for child rapists. Big ups to Governor Bobby Jindal and Senator Obama Barack for supporting the death penalty for child rapists. Even bigger ups for Jindal coming up with the Sex Offender Chemical Castration Bill for these creeps. Personally, Heaven forbid if it ever happen to my kids, I’m going Paul Kersey on their ass!
Big ups to People for Animals, PETA should take a cue and get a clue from them.
Speed Racer? A White guy? I guess the people who created this abortion of a movie forgot his name was Go Mifune for the racing family Mifune (that is Japanese for the ethnically-challenged). Way to do your research. What’s next? Washed-up Jean Claude Van Dumb as Wong Fei Hung?
For more rants from the Angry Half-Asian Man please visit the A.H.A.M. archives.
Until next time . . .
Stop by Jim Stewart's site, Military Police Of The Vietnam War and his MySpace. You can pick up a copy of his book through his site or Amazon. If you would like to comment on the articles or anything in the archives, please join the AsiansOfMixedRace.com forum. If you would like to contribute an article, poetry, artwork, book review, etc., or just want to drop a hello please email me at frank@asiansofmixedrace.com
There could be 18 if I could combine San Francisco Giant players, Travis Ishikawa and Dave Roberts, both of whom are half-Japanese each. There are 4 Taiwanese players, 4 Korean players and one half-Thai player. You guessed it. Johnny Damon.
Twenty-eight players. Isn’t that 2.3 %? I believe this White (by color, not race) woman’s comment, based most likely on thinking anyone who looks Japanese (please switch out to Chinese when necessary) must be Japanese (please switch out to Chinese when necessary) and anyone who looks like Hines Ward (it happened to me) must be Hines Ward, holds no ramyun. Boom, outta here.
Jim Stewart has persevered through times of adversity. He conquered his biggest challenge, the memory of leaving his daugther behind in Vietnam. Jim talks about conquering his second book.
I may be pissed off all the time but don't you dare call me a liberal you jerk!