February 2009

I gotta ask, does your ass feel like mine after that 700 billion dollar bailout eeeerrrrr! screw-job?

I’m going to ask the camera man to stay with me while I tie that skinny ass ShamWow guy into a sailor’s knot.

Katie Couric needs to go. Take her perkiness, her room temperature IQ, her false sense of seriousness, and just take it all away.

$150 million plus for change? I hear some of these Obama supporters say "Who cares? This is history." Right. And you won’t mind when your stupid ass gets taxed for flushing a toilet more than twice an hour. But seriously, whatever happened to swearing on the bible, a speech, some hip-hip-hurrahs and some adult beverages?

Speaking of history, it is without a shadow of a doubt historic having a Mixed Race president, but three things that will be more historic in this order backwards, a female president, a Black president and president who has Native American blood. The latter being truly historic.

It’s quite moronic when I hear people trash the Chinese or the country of China in particular. This country owes them so much money all they have to do is collect and BAM! The P.R.C.W. or the People’s Republic of China West.

John Murtha is an idiot. A bona fide idiot.

For you myopians who believe there is a world community or global world or whatever you call your lollipops and everything agenda, keep this in mind while living under the influence of whatever you're smoking. Once adversity hits worldwide, you will see how quick there is no such thing as a world community. A world community under your twisted definitions. Stop forcing this propaganda on the younger ones and people who have plenty of time on their hands. We can all get along quite well as separate groups of people and still be a community.