January 2009

After this election season, I’ve realized there is an enormous number of people who know zero about politics. And unfortunately, they have the right to vote.

Speaking of politics, if you are one of the hundreds of thousands of people stating Barack Obama gives you hope your life will be better. You’re a loser. How about having some testicular fortitude and doing it on your own? I know, that’s too difficult to do. Depending on someone else is muuuuuuch easier.

You gotta love some White folks who say “I don’t like duck sauce because I don’t eat duck.” Let me guess you don’t like buffalo wings because you don’t eat buffalo?

Still don’t believe in kharma? Ask OJ about it.

Is it me or have the stupid Geico commercials with the cavemen worn out its welcome? Like two years ago?

I’m happy the holidays are over. Now the stupid and ignorant people who use the holidays to explain why they act stupid and ignorant no longer have this excuse. They’re just stupid and ignorant people. Period.

I like to thank the New York Yankees for stimulating the economy. Trying to buy another championship boosts our economy.

I wanna beat up that skinny ass Sham Wow guy. I wanna take that stupid head set he’s wearing like he’s some hot shot making important phone calls and wrap it around that stack of dimes he calls a neck.

Congratulations go to the new Seattle Mariners manager Don Wakamatsu. He is the first manager of mixed Asian descent in baseball history although the media morons labeled him the first Asian American manager. Just like Barack Obama is the first Black president and when I run in 2016 and win I will be the first Italian American president.

I hope some of you mensas asked Santa Claus for a brain for Christmas. And a personality. And character. And a set of gaowan.

If I hear another environmentalist wacko run their mouth about carbon footprints, I’m going to personally introduce them to my carbon fistprint.