January/February 2010

How's that hope and change working for you now?

Prius should change that little banner from I Am Electric to I Am Pathetic. Hey mensa keep thinking you're helping the environment. You just paid for clothes that will be out of style next fashion show.

A lot has been said about the Tea Party Movement but one thing is for sure, the criminals in DC are scared straight. And it's funny to see nerds who try to act cool run scared.

Speaking of nerds, I like nerds. A lot. Nerds who accept the fact they are nerds are truly cool. Nerds who try to act cool become President and try to impose Socialist ideas on you.

The logic of many befuddles my thinking, such as the notion that taxing the wealthy will make America better for everyone. Taxing the wealthy will make America's economy resemble Haiti's.

I like how the know-it-alls threw out global warming and replaced it with climate change. Hey jackasses, it's still bullshit even if you smother it in chocolate, hit it with whip cream and place a cherry on top.

I have declared war on Career Builder.com after showing that creepy casual day Super Bowl commercial. Are you freakin' kidding me?!

If you have had the displeasure of attending an early teenager's birthday party and hear the 2 Live Crew playing, you know someone needs to go to Parenting 101.

For the first time in my entire life I am proud of Massachusetts.

Some people may say I am too political now but guess what I discovered? Politics are intertwined with our every day lives regardless if we like it or not. So my best advice to you is shut up.