July 2008

I want to inflict so much pain on those two buffoons rapping at the Taco Bell drive-thru. So. Much. Pain.

In a way, I despise the summer season. I wear tank tops so that’s the invite for the stupid comments and questions. “Do you workout? It looks like you got legs coming outta ya shirt. How much can you lift? Are you on steroids?” And, “I used to be as big as you.” Dumb question. Stupid comment. Please clarify and no. As for the last comment I would get regularly, stop lying! You never were big as me for the simple fact I take one look at your legs and I can guaran-damn-tee my arms are bigger. You goofball, get a life. And a new gimmick.

What’s up with the stiff-armed drivers who grip reminds one of GI Joe‘s kung-fu grip? These are the same people who look straight ahead, don’t use their rear-view mirror and are the major cause of almost every 7 car pile up there is. Hey Sea Biscuit! Take the horse blinders off. Stop demonstrating some incorrect version of chi sao. Loosen your grip on the steering wheel because no one’s gonna steal it from you. And while you’re at it, put your head on a swivel so you can see all the cars around you not just in front of you.

Women who wear make-up to the beach are losers. Period.

If you take in 6 to 7 figures in income yearly and bitch about how expensive piano lessons are for your kids, you are a loser too.

Make the world a better place. Punch Don Imus in his face.

Thumbs down for the Supreme Court overturning the death penalty for child rapists. Big ups to Governor Bobby Jindal and Senator Obama Barack for supporting the death penalty for child rapists. Even bigger ups for Jindal coming up with the Sex Offender Chemical Castration Bill for these creeps. Personally, Heaven forbid if it ever happen to my kids, I’m going Paul Kersey on their ass!

Big ups to People for Animals, PETA should take a cue and get a clue from them.

Speed Racer? A White guy? I guess the people who created this abortion of a movie forgot his name was Go Mifune for the racing family Mifune (that is Japanese for the ethnically-challenged). Way to do your research. What’s next? Washed-up Jean Claude Van Dumb as Wong Fei Hung?