March 2008

I really despise those stupid JG Wentworth commercials. You know the one where the overzealous people scream out their collective windows, “It’s my money and I need it now!” Actually what I want to say is, “It’s my foot and you need it up your ass!”

Being a Mixed Asian, I totally understand a nationwide gripe we have about being placed in one box only. But at the same time, have some testicular fortitude and state who you are! If people don’t like what you say, they don’t have a problem with you they have a problem with their self.

For a country that boasts “Great American Melting Pot,” it is arguably the most culturally challenged country on the planet.

No matter how you gloss yourself, Hapa, Eurasian, Amerasian, Blasian, Spasian, Mixed Asian, etc., don’t ever let anyone tell you what you are. Never. The only scenario someone can tell you what you are is if they say, “You’re human being.” That person, evidently has their respective head on straight.

You got to love those morons who pull out in front of you and decide to warm up their vehicle by driving 10 miles under the speed limit. If there was ever a time I wish I owned a monster truck.

I don’t know anyone named Concepcion Woodruff, Ebenezer Tien-Chi, or Nelda Darby. I’m happy with my size, my weight and I don’t need v|a’gra. I really freakin’ hate spam.

I love those who suffer from cancer blame the tobacco companies they help get rich for their health problems. Cancer is no joke so before you think for a millisecond you got me on something, I am stressing the fact the people who smoked cigarettes are the cause of their cancer not the tobacco companies. The tobacco company didn’t stick a cigarette in their mouth or shoved chew in between their gums. They did. And the fact some of them got paid for zero accountability via lawsuits makes me sick.

Memo to PETA, you have cultural jurisdiction over the United States. Not the Dominican Republic.

One thing I just can’t stand is when American movie makers think they can take a original movie, especially a Japanese or Chinese one and make it better. If it isn’t bad enough there are zero Asian leads in Hollywood, now these idiots want to remake Enter The Dragon. It was Bruce Lee’s first and only American film but c’mon! What are you doing?! You don’t remake something like this! You’ve got a better chance of making American chop suey better before making anything Bruce Lee starred in better.