November 2007

I wish parents would take responsibility for their children. From blaming violence on TV, video games or some other unknown phenomenon, I have observed over the last 20 years parents pointing the finger at everyone and everything for their own screw-ups. Parents are supposed to be the ones who guide their children. Parents are supposed to be the ones to show them right from wrong. Parents are supposed to be the ones who put a foot in their ass when they screw up. Not child abuse but discipline. Discipline your kids so I don’t have to worry about them possibly robbing me 10 years from now!

One’s over-passionate love for their sports team befuddles me. I still haven’t received my “loyalty” checks from Arte Moreno, Al Davis and Dr. Jerry Buss.

I find it amusing people are afraid of tap water and quench their thirst with bottled water. I’ll hear, “you don’t know what’s in tap water nowadays.” I agree but what’s in the air we breath?

The words drama and racist are so over-used people should be flogged for using them.

Speaking about the word racist, why is it any time something stereotypical comes up, the word racist strolls into the conversation? How about saying something is racial instead because that would be proper usage in most cases.

Anyone who will say there are no double standards in this country are either lying, in denial or just plain stupid.

You got to love the fact my girlfriend recently caught some pond scum breaking into her car. She beat him down with her bamboo flip flops. The police arrived and had the audacity to ask the beaten down wanna be criminal if he wanted to press charges.

I want to personally thank everyone who gets a little sniffle and runs to their doctor to receive a prescription of antibiotics. The day will come when I will need them for a real infection and they won’t work because the virus has mutated into a much stronger strain.

I get sick of hearing people say how much they love Bruce Lee. When I ask them why, what do you think is their answer? If they took their Bruce Lee fetish to the next level and read about the individual he was, they would see he was an incredible human being. Not just a martial artist.

People can discuss if race is a construction of society and there is no such thing as race but the fact is there in black and white. Literally.

Sometimes I drive by Brown University to get home from the job. Unfortunately there are those who drive the route I do and believe their mountain bike is a car. They act like they have exclusive rights to the road. They ride their mountain bike as if it was weighing in at 3,500 lbs and they will ignorantly ride in front of you when you’re trying to pass. Listen mountain bike moron, if you can military press your freakin’ vehicle over your head, it’s not a car. Now get the hell out of my way!

Imagine. After all the years of receiving toy imports from the P.R.C., this year I the first time lead paint was used in those toys. Imagine. This wouldn’t have anything to do with China methodically becoming an economic power?