November 2008

Last month I ended my rant about the screw job worth 700 billion is toast. It was toast until they fattened it to make all the reps on both sides feel a happy ending. With that said, Oh My God our economy is officially toast! Greedy ass-clowns.

I really feel for Elizabeth Hasselback. Not so important, her brother in law Matt is a helluva QB for the Seattle Seahawks. Most importantly, she’s on The View with a bunch of nut bag liberals. Not all liberals are nut bags but the nut bag liberals on The View pretty much represent all the nut bag liberals in America. Freakin’ nut bag liberals.

It’s been over a year and I miss her so. Miss Teen South Carolina. Murder of the English language.

In honor of Miss Teen South Carolina, Miss Teen Louisiana Lindsay Evans dined and ditched recently. The blond with a future in the porn industry left her hand bag at the restaurant with her driver’s license and a couple of ounces of sticky-icky. Setting an example for all potential Miss Teen crown wearers, pay your bill but if you’re gonna ditch, take your purse with you. Or the police will find your license and weed.

America’s the best. Where else in the world can you own a home and be on welfare?

I have such disdain, no, I really hate liars.

There was a car on the side of the road broke down. I drove by it and saw the words I AM ELECTRIC.

Make the world a better place, punch anyone who belittles Joe the plumber in their stinkin’, high maka maka, egotistical face. Anyone who mocks a hard working American is a freakin’ loser regardless of political affiliation. Hard work is what makes America go. Not handouts.

Any teenager who goes out trick or treating is a loser. Period. Point blank.