October 2007

Don’t you love fantasy sports? I do. But unfortunately you will always have some morons who are over competitive. Yes, over competitive. As if they can dictate the outcome of a sporting even to help their fantasy team. As if they actually own and run a professional franchise. You own and run a fantasy sports franchise. Someone pass me the Webster’s Unabridged!

There should be a law every one should own a Bluetooth. And use it. I use one. I am so sick and tired of people who chat away while they are supposed to be paying attention to the road. I will give credit to the handful of people who can talk and drive at the same time. I look at it like this. If you can walk and chew gum at the same time, you can talk and drive at the same time. There are millions who cannot walk and chew gum at the same time.

Funny how on-line experts say my Korean blood will be out of my branch of the Agostinelli lineage in so many generations. Funny how 98.4% of chimpanzee DNA has yet to be rid of my system.

Global warning is now a big deal? Wouldn’t it have made sense to nip this potential problem in the bud when nations became industrialized? Makes sense to me.

“Of all the colors abound in this world it seems, there’s only one color shade and that color is green.” That was a line in a song I wrote back 10 years ago. Oprah Winfrey and Mark Cuban don’t appear like a Black woman and a White man to me.

Giving hurricanes a name is pretty stupid to me. How about we give one name and one name only? How does Hurricane “Mother Nature Coming To Whoop Your Ass” sound?

It’s sad people have more love for animals than humans. Then again, Milo and Otis never backstabbed me.

Politicians are the worst smack talkers around. Stick to politics. If possible.

The art of argumentation is gone for now. It has been replaced with the vernacular art of argumentation which means a lot of yelling, cursing, insulting and a plethora of room temperature IQ antics.

As a US American, I personally believe that Miss Teen South Carolina has shown the Iraq, South Africa, the Asian countries and everywhere like, such as our education system over here absolutely sucks! Try mapping this one out.

I’m tired of hearing how beautiful Hapas are. It sounds like being Hapa is a disability. Any time I have heard the gloss, “beautiful, gifted, exceptional,” there is an individual with a true disability. And you know what? They don’t like it either.

When will people understand this simple fact: American is NOT an ethnicity!

In his never ending search for the real killers, OJ Simpson got side-tracked in Las Vegas. Hey Orenthal James Simpson, go away. Already.
I’m glad I have my girl. She is the only one who will put up with my angry disposition.