September 2008

Memo to all Go Green weirdos and Save the Planet freaks. We are not going to save the planet. The planet will save its self. The planet was here before us and it will be here after most of our greedy asses are gone. So go pick up trash around your neighborhood, recycle, plant a tree instead of brainwashing people without hobbies to throw away eeeerrrrr! donate money to the likes of Al Gore and his scam artist acolytes.

I despise Internet Explorer with a passion. It’s garbage. I roll with Mozilla and Opera. For a guy with more money than Tiger Woods (right now), you think Bill Gates would of created a browser that doesn’t suck and jack up your computer.

One candidate thinks inflating the tires properly is an energy plan. The other candidate is a fan of the show “24’s” President Palmer played by actor Dennis Haysbert, the All State commercial guy. All this Obama McCain Circus is missing is some clowns shoveling elephant crap.

Make the world a better place, punch John “I did it because my wife had cancer” Edwards in his cheating, whiny, $400 haircut having face!

I said yuck when I drank whole milk. Does that make me racist towards bovines?

I’m all set with Hollywood throwing their weight behind the candidates. As if they would be the deciding factor in your selection of Barack or McCain. Most of the people in Hollywood don’t live in the real world. Most couldn’t fathom having to make ends meet. With that said, what the hell is the news media’s obsession with their stupidity?

I get a kick out of child sex offenders saying they have rights. Eh, you’re a child sex offender doing whatever you can to have sex with children. The only rights you have is whether or not, the mother waterboards you or the father puts you in a guillotine choke and cinches back until your neck snaps. Got it child sex offender?!

I am unaware if Olympic Gold Medalist Almighty Michael Phelps drives a SUV or keeps his thermostat at 72 degrees but I know he sure consumes a small third world country’s amount of a food a day. Will the Chosen One Barack step up and tell Gold Medalist Almighty Phelps he needs to cut down on his food consumption? Or will Gold Medalist Almighty Phelps tell the Chosen One Barack that he absolutely sucks at body surfing?

We ought to call the Democrats the DemoCRAPS because of their lolly gagging on the drilling issue and the fact they are crapping on the America people. And if you think they’re not, you know that warm fuzzy feeling you usually get in your belly? Pat the top of your head and then take a sniff. Nancy Pelosi and her band of Miscreants are some, if not the biggest underachievers ever to hold House seats. You. Morons. Suck. Drill Now!